{"title":"Mystery Hats","description":"\n\u003cdiv style=\"width:100%;max-width:1100px;margin:0 auto 20px;font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#171717;line-height:1.5;\"\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff7ee;border:2px solid #08636b;padding:20px 24px;\"\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"text-align:center;\"\u003e\n\n      \u003cdiv style=\"color:#08636b;font-size:12px;font-weight:800;letter-spacing:2px;margin-bottom:6px;\"\u003e\n        LIMITED TIME ONLY!\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n      \u003ch2 style=\"font-size:clamp(23px,3vw,32px);line-height:1.15;margin:4px 0 8px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;\"\u003e\n        TWO HATS. ONE BOX. ZERO CLUES.\n      \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n      \u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;margin:8px auto 14px;max-width:780px;\"\u003e\n        We've got hats. LOTS of hats. And instead of letting you pick exactly which ones you want like some kind of normal retail establishment, we decided to make things weird. You're welcome.\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n      \u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;margin:0 auto 15px;max-width:780px;\"\u003e\n        Every Mystery Hat Box includes TWO Mississippi Mud Monsters hats. You choose the combination. We choose the designs. And no, we're not telling you which ones you're getting. That would defeat the entire purpose. Hahaha.\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"background:#08636b;color:#ffffff;text-align:center;padding:12px 16px;margin:12px 0;\"\u003e\n\n      \u003cdiv style=\"font-size:11px;letter-spacing:2px;font-weight:800;margin-bottom:5px;color:#b7e8e2;\"\u003e\n        THREE WAYS TO PLAY\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n      \u003cdiv style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:800;line-height:1.8;\"\u003e\n        2 ADJUSTABLE\n        \u003cspan style=\"color:#9bdfd9;padding:0 8px;\"\u003e|\u003c\/span\u003e\n        STRETCH FIT + ADJUSTABLE\n        \u003cspan style=\"color:#9bdfd9;padding:0 8px;\"\u003e|\u003c\/span\u003e\n        BUCKET + ADJUSTABLE\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cp style=\"text-align:center;font-size:15px;font-weight:800;color:#08636b;margin:12px 0;\"\u003e\n      YOU PICK THE PACKAGE. WE PICK THE HATS. 🐟\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"border-top:1px solid #b5c9c7;padding-top:10px;margin-top:12px;text-align:center;font-size:12px;line-height:1.5;color:#444444;\"\u003e\n      Hat designs are selected by the Mud Monsters. No requests or guarantees on specific designs. Product images are for illustration purposes only.\n      \u003cstrong style=\"color:#111111;\"\u003eALL SALES ARE FINAL. ABSOLUTELY NO RETURNS OR EXCHANGES.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n      You bought a mystery. We're committed to the bit.\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","products":[{"product_id":"mystery-hat-box-stretch-fit-on-field-adjustable","title":"Mystery Hat Box – Stretch Fit \/ On-Field + Adjustable","description":"\n\u003cdiv style=\"color:#171717;line-height:1.7;\"\u003e\n\n  \u003cp style=\"color:#08767b;font-size:13px;font-weight:800;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e\n    LIMITED TIME ONLY!\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ch2 style=\"font-size:28px;line-height:1.2;margin:12px 0;\"\u003e\n    WE KNOW WHAT'S IN THE BOX.\u003cbr\u003e\n    YOU DON'T. 👀\n  \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    You know what's fun? Getting a new Mud Monsters hat.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    You know what's MORE fun? Getting TWO new Mud Monsters hats without having the slightest clue which ones you're buying.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    Okay, so maybe that's a questionable business model. But we're doing it anyway.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#08636b;color:white;padding:18px 22px;margin:22px 0;text-align:center;border-radius:4px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"font-size:12px;letter-spacing:2px;font-weight:700;\"\u003e\n      HERE'S WHAT WE'LL TELL YOU\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"font-size:21px;font-weight:800;line-height:1.5;margin-top:9px;\"\u003e\n      1 STRETCH FIT \/ ON-FIELD HAT\u003cbr\u003e\n      \u003cspan style=\"color:#8be0d8;\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n      1 ADJUSTABLE HAT\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    That's it. That's all the information you're getting.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    Both hats feature Mississippi Mud Monsters designs. Which ones? No idea. Well, WE have an idea. We're just not sharing.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    Maybe you'll get a hat you've been wanting. Maybe you'll discover something you never would've picked for yourself. Maybe you'll just enjoy the thrill of opening a box with two hats in it.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    Hey, people have spent money on stranger things.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp style=\"font-weight:800;font-size:19px;color:#08636b;\"\u003e\n    YOU PICK THE PACKAGE. WE PICK THE HATS.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"border-top:3px solid #08636b;padding-top:15px;margin-top:25px;font-size:13px;line-height:1.6;\"\u003e\n    \u003cstrong\u003eTHE NOT-SO-MYSTERIOUS FINE PRINT:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n    This offer is available for a limited time only. Hat designs are selected by the Mud Monsters. No requests or guarantees on specific designs. Product images are for illustration purposes only.\n    \u003cstrong\u003eALL SALES ARE FINAL. ABSOLUTELY NO RETURNS OR EXCHANGES.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n    Seriously. Once you buy the mystery, it's yours!\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Mud Monsters Baseball","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":67799227367537,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":67799227400305,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":67799227433073,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":67799227465841,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":67799227498609,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0594\/6467\/9537\/files\/MysteryHatStretchFit.png?v=1792684662"},{"product_id":"mystery-hat-box-two-adjustable-hats","title":"Mystery Hat Box — Two Adjustable Hats","description":"\n\u003cdiv style=\"color:#171717;line-height:1.7;\"\u003e\n\n  \u003cp style=\"color:#08767b;font-size:13px;font-weight:800;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e\n    LIMITED TIME ONLY!\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ch2 style=\"font-size:28px;line-height:1.2;margin:12px 0;\"\u003e\n    BAD AT MAKING DECISIONS?\u003cbr\u003e\n    WE CAN HELP. 🐟\n  \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    We get it. You visit the Mud Monsters Team Store, see a bunch of hats you like, and suddenly you're facing one of life's most difficult decisions.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    Which hat do I buy?\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    Well, we've solved that problem by taking away your ability to choose entirely.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    YOU'RE WELCOME.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#08636b;color:white;padding:18px 22px;margin:22px 0;text-align:center;border-radius:4px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"font-size:12px;letter-spacing:2px;font-weight:700;\"\u003e\n      INSIDE YOUR MYSTERY BOX\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"font-size:23px;font-weight:800;line-height:1.5;margin-top:9px;\"\u003e\n      2 ADJUSTABLE\u003cbr\u003e\n      MUD MONSTERS HATS\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"color:#8be0d8;font-size:14px;font-weight:700;margin-top:7px;\"\u003e\n      THE DESIGNS? THAT'S OUR LITTLE SECRET.\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    Two adjustable hats. Both featuring Mississippi Mud Monsters designs. Both selected by us.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    Will you love them? We hope so!\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    Will you receive exactly the hats you would've chosen yourself? Maybe. Maybe not. That's what makes it a mystery instead of, you know, regular shopping.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    Keep them both. Give one to a friend. Hide one from your spouse because you told them you weren't buying any more baseball hats.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    We don't ask questions.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp style=\"font-weight:800;font-size:19px;color:#08636b;\"\u003e\n    TWO HATS. ZERO SPOILERS. ONE REALLY GOOD TIME.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"border-top:3px solid #08636b;padding-top:15px;margin-top:25px;font-size:13px;line-height:1.6;\"\u003e\n    \u003cstrong\u003eTHE NOT-SO-MYSTERIOUS FINE PRINT:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n    This offer is available for a limited time only. Hat designs are selected by the Mud Monsters. No requests or guarantees on specific designs. Product images are for illustration purposes only.\n    \u003cstrong\u003eALL SALES ARE FINAL. ABSOLUTELY NO RETURNS OR EXCHANGES.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n    You trusted us to pick your hats. There's no turning back now. Hahaha.\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Mud Monsters Baseball","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67799229366385,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0594\/6467\/9537\/files\/MysteryHat2adjustable.png?v=1792684819"},{"product_id":"mystery-hat-box-bucket-hat-adjustable","title":"Mystery Hat Box — Bucket Hat + Adjustable","description":"\n\u003cdiv style=\"color:#171717;line-height:1.7;\"\u003e\n\n  \u003cp style=\"color:#08767b;font-size:13px;font-weight:800;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e\n    LIMITED TIME ONLY!\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ch2 style=\"font-size:28px;line-height:1.2;margin:12px 0;\"\u003e\n    IT'S A BUCKET HAT.\u003cbr\u003e\n    IT'S A MYSTERY.\u003cbr\u003e\n    IT'S BOTH. 🐟\n  \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    There are two kinds of people in this world.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    People who wear bucket hats.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    And people who haven't yet experienced the absolute magnificence of wearing a bucket hat.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    We're not saying a bucket hat will change your life. We're just saying we're not prepared to rule it out.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#08636b;color:white;padding:18px 22px;margin:22px 0;text-align:center;border-radius:4px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"font-size:12px;letter-spacing:2px;font-weight:700;\"\u003e\n      WHAT'S IN THE BOX?\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"font-size:22px;font-weight:800;line-height:1.5;margin-top:9px;\"\u003e\n      1 BUCKET HAT\u003cbr\u003e\n      \u003cspan style=\"color:#8be0d8;\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n      1 ADJUSTABLE HAT\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"color:#8be0d8;font-size:14px;font-weight:700;margin-top:7px;\"\u003e\n      BOTH A COMPLETE SURPRISE!\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    Both hats feature Mississippi Mud Monsters designs. Which designs? That's between us and the box.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    One hat for when you're feeling like a professional baseball fan. Another for when you're feeling like the coolest dad at the neighborhood cookout.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    Or wear the bucket hat to the ballpark and the adjustable hat to the cookout. We're not the hat police.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    The important thing is that you're getting two hats, a little suspense, and the opportunity to own a bucket hat without having to make a single fashion decision.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    Honestly, that sounds pretty great.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp style=\"font-weight:800;font-size:19px;color:#08636b;\"\u003e\n    YOU PICK THE PACKAGE. WE PICK THE HATS. YOU ROCK THE BUCKET.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"border-top:3px solid #08636b;padding-top:15px;margin-top:25px;font-size:13px;line-height:1.6;\"\u003e\n    \u003cstrong\u003eTHE NOT-SO-MYSTERIOUS FINE PRINT:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n    This offer is available for a limited time only. Hat designs are selected by the Mud Monsters. No requests or guarantees on specific designs. Product images are for illustration purposes only.\n    \u003cstrong\u003eALL SALES ARE FINAL. ABSOLUTELY NO RETURNS OR EXCHANGES.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n    We can't take back the mystery. Or the bucket hat. Especially the bucket hat.\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Mud Monsters Baseball","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67799231823985,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0594\/6467\/9537\/files\/MysteryHatBucket.png?v=1792684922"}],"url":"https:\/\/monstersstore.com\/collections\/mystery-hats.oembed","provider":"Mud Monsters Baseball","version":"1.0","type":"link"}