{"product_id":"mystery-hat-box-two-adjustable-hats","title":"Mystery Hat Box — Two Adjustable Hats","description":"\n\u003cdiv style=\"color:#171717;line-height:1.7;\"\u003e\n\n  \u003cp style=\"color:#08767b;font-size:13px;font-weight:800;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e\n    LIMITED TIME ONLY!\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ch2 style=\"font-size:28px;line-height:1.2;margin:12px 0;\"\u003e\n    BAD AT MAKING DECISIONS?\u003cbr\u003e\n    WE CAN HELP. 🐟\n  \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    We get it. You visit the Mud Monsters Team Store, see a bunch of hats you like, and suddenly you're facing one of life's most difficult decisions.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    Which hat do I buy?\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    Well, we've solved that problem by taking away your ability to choose entirely.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    YOU'RE WELCOME.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#08636b;color:white;padding:18px 22px;margin:22px 0;text-align:center;border-radius:4px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"font-size:12px;letter-spacing:2px;font-weight:700;\"\u003e\n      INSIDE YOUR MYSTERY BOX\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"font-size:23px;font-weight:800;line-height:1.5;margin-top:9px;\"\u003e\n      2 ADJUSTABLE\u003cbr\u003e\n      MUD MONSTERS HATS\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"color:#8be0d8;font-size:14px;font-weight:700;margin-top:7px;\"\u003e\n      THE DESIGNS? THAT'S OUR LITTLE SECRET.\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    Two adjustable hats. Both featuring Mississippi Mud Monsters designs. Both selected by us.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    Will you love them? We hope so!\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    Will you receive exactly the hats you would've chosen yourself? Maybe. Maybe not. That's what makes it a mystery instead of, you know, regular shopping.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    Keep them both. Give one to a friend. Hide one from your spouse because you told them you weren't buying any more baseball hats.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    We don't ask questions.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp style=\"font-weight:800;font-size:19px;color:#08636b;\"\u003e\n    TWO HATS. ZERO SPOILERS. ONE REALLY GOOD TIME.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"border-top:3px solid #08636b;padding-top:15px;margin-top:25px;font-size:13px;line-height:1.6;\"\u003e\n    \u003cstrong\u003eTHE NOT-SO-MYSTERIOUS FINE PRINT:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n    This offer is available for a limited time only. Hat designs are selected by the Mud Monsters. No requests or guarantees on specific designs. Product images are for illustration purposes only.\n    \u003cstrong\u003eALL SALES ARE FINAL. ABSOLUTELY NO RETURNS OR EXCHANGES.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n    You trusted us to pick your hats. There's no turning back now. Hahaha.\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Mud Monsters Baseball","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67799229366385,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0594\/6467\/9537\/files\/MysteryHat2adjustable.png?v=1792684819","url":"https:\/\/monstersstore.com\/products\/mystery-hat-box-two-adjustable-hats","provider":"Mud Monsters Baseball","version":"1.0","type":"link"}